Sperm Education - A new twist on an old joke

The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in
conception from the instructor.

"As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel
and swim in a straight line until you get to the
entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the
cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the
egg.

Address it and say, "I'm a Sperm." She will
answer, I'm the Egg." From that moment on you
will work together to create the embryo. Do you
understand?"

The sperm nodded affirmatively and the instructor
said, "Then, good luck!"

Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he
hears the siren. He wakes up immediately and
runs to the tunnel.

A multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows
he has to arrive first. When he nears the entrance
to the cavern, he looks back and sees that he is
far ahead of the other sperm.

He is able to swim at a slower pace but does
approach
the red, sticky ball.

When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he
smiles and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm."

The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi. I'm a
tonsil."

my dreams 1:20 PM